crantz: (writing: damnable panda)
I had a whole week I was supposed to be working on a writing project and I spent it on videogames because there's this thing going on in World of Warcraft right now that's useful for getting a lot of my sadly neglected characters up to max level in a very short time. But then it's like the rat and the cheeto button and I lay around malnourished after from overdoing it. That said, haha I finally have a level 70 priest (a pandaren named Odan, whose name like his twin sister Odango I stole from Ann's great Hot Fuzz/Ranma fusion fic that for a non-small amount of years I thought was based off a real anime about fighting police bears) and yet MORE hunters.

I've been watching movies, as is my wont. Here is a brief summary of ones I have seen for the first time and not in chronological order:


  • Halloween: I liked it. It was pretty thin on plot but no regrets on watching it. Spent some time reflecting on the High School Kid voice enunciation from that era it REALLY used.

  • Friday the 13th: Liked it. Spent a fair bit of it rooting for a specific character to die and was denied until nearly the end. I will argue that Jason *was* the killer due to possession.

  • American Psycho: I liked it. The Huey Lewis monologue was fantastic and thanks to instagram links I've been given my mind auto-translated everything about Bateman's facial care and exercise routine into a high pitched Japanese girl's voice.

  • Escape from New York: Liked it. However every time I said 'I like this character, I hope they don't die' they died two seconds later. Surprisingly satisfying ending. Loved how Snake's hair was always beautifully conditioned and wavy, despite it all.

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula: Liked it. Beautiful costumes and sets. Keanu Reeves' accent or attempt anyway was a source of joy. Winona Ryder was fantastic. A few 'well THAT wasn't in the book' but in a delighted tone. Very breasty. Did not expect them to do a version of van Helsing that humped people while cackling about killing.

  • Nightmare on Elm Street: Liked it. Found the kids friendships pretty nice to watch. Ending was 'oh holy shit'. Had the same Teen Enunciation of the Era going on.

  • Polite Society: This movie was fantastic. I laughed so hard during it. The action scenes were so good. Loved it. Characters were super enjoyable.

  • Some Like It Hot: Very fun! Enjoyed the scenes where they were just actively lying to eachother and being like 'oh my god, I'm super into this'. I believe in my heart that the women's band just assumed they were trans and were like 'yeah, we're cool with it'

  • Alien: Liked it! Good haunted house horror. They really nailed its ending too.

  • Aliens: Liked it! Good action movie. Really liked Newt. As a result I will not be watching Aliens 3.

  • Terminator: Fantastic. Good slasher flick. I need to watch Terminator 2. My personal theory is that John Connor's father was actually the guy who stood her up at the beginning of the movie.

  • Singin' in the Rain: Liked it! Absolute delight! The characters were fantastic but I will say that while I was totally willing to accept random dance numbers, the kindly I'm just a little birthday boy studio head strained my belief.

  • Death on the Nile: The one with Maggie Smith, Angela Lansbury, and Mia Farrow. Except for the random Wacky Ethnic character that made me try to will myself to death while I was watching with a friend, I really loved this. The costumes were beautiful, the acting was great, and I really got the impression the casting director was given a mandate for only the biggest eyes.

  • Say Anything: Liked it! It's the movie where the guy holds up the boom box and this movie was pretty confusing because everyone acted like he was the scum of the town but he was a pretty ideal boyfriend to my eyes. Times really have changed.

  • Casablanca: Oh THIS is why it's a classic. I really liked it. The dialogue in it was clever and I was really invested in how the plot was going to go down, even though I knew the major twist. Also it's funny as hell during the scenes where Humphrey Bogart was meant to be carefree and in love he still had the exact same stone-faced somewhat sour expression that my wild theory is that he needed glasses.

  • To Have and Have Not: I think this was the same movie as above? Anyway, I liked it.

  • The Maltese Falcon: I liked it. But at some point they were just fucking with Sam Spade to fuck with him. He was their cat toy.

  • The Long Goodbye: With Elliot Gould. The soound mixing on this was AMAZING. The voices were so clear and crisp. I found Philip Marlowe to be very charming and the mystery kept me really engaged. The ongoing symbolism of how he can't even keep a cat happy was noted.

  • The Big Sleep: My friend Vali that I watched this with described this as 'just vibes' and I think she may have been right. Lots of fun though. Bogart delivers dialogue so nicely and Bacall is a classic for a reason. I need to watch more mystery movies.

  • Mitchells vs the Machines: FINALLY watched this. Really liked it. Solid movie about problems with your dad with added furby jokes and fantastic animation. Also a really unique media version of a sibling relationship. Lots of debate on the age of the brother amongst people I talked about this movie with.

  • Scream: Did not enjoy. It was like the horror movie equivalent of a jukebox musical and was somehow mean-spirited and twee in the same moment. I would rather have watched the movies it was being referential about instead of being a movie on its own.

crantz: (anne of green gables wistful)
Every few weeks I get these godawful migraines that wipe me out.

The internet's gotten so small these days. I used to be able to browse around all these things to read and look at when my brain was doing the tiger pacing thing but now I have like... one social media site that has a slow update rate and I dunno, etsy sometimes. I finish what I can do on Flight Rising, read my webcomics, and then after that there's nothing else I can do besides going back and forth like some sort of hand twitch.

I miss webpages! I miss fun stuff everywhere to casually look at. I have games to play, stories to read, shows to watch, but it involves a lot more from me than passive browsing.

Also, fun canon fact about CSI Miami: the search engine they use to find all their incredibly accurate and deeply invasive information requests is called 'discover-it-all'
crantz: (hamster one of us is a spy)
I became a ginger today! I may have to go back for a trim though - she didn't cut off all the previously bleached bits from when it was pink and yellow and that means that part of my hair on top is VERY BRIGHT and maybe I don't like that as much a few hours after the fact as I did at the time. That's on me.

I'm (hopefully, stuff's Going On but I do have tickets purchased) going to Texas to see the eclipse with my girlfriend. She promised me she's gonna make me a rainbow crepe cake, guys.

I took a PH for FFFX and did a 10 page comic for it. That makes it the longest single-story comic I've ever done!

You can find it here on my Fortunato* account (it's bully/nerd, as per the prompt)!

I'm nearly done my Study of Myth classes and it's involved reading Freud for the first time and I didn't realize people were really underselling how weird he is to me.



*Fun fact: I love Cask of Amontillado jokes but this account is actually named after an enemy mob in City of Heroes, the Fortunatas, but masculinized. As it was originally intended for City of Heroes OC fic. It's where everything that is different from my usual output goes. Not a secret account!
crantz: (maiden and jellyfish)
Note: May not be totally accurate because my technique is 'paste list into excel sheet and scroll to final column' and not much editing.

Statistics: I have 139 works on my Ao3 account and 77 fandoms between them! I have a second account (links to my main account, not secret!) that I'm not truly counting for the purposes of this, but I'm bringing up because I feel it helps cushion the fandom number in case of counting errors.

I write a LOT in exchanges because I like knowing my fic is seen by at least one person (recipient) but the end result is I've never really been monofannish about my output. My largest fandoms are Original Work (almost entirely ghost stories), Pokemon, and Chronicles of Chrestomanci.

I do have some semi-stalled fics I've been working on for my own stuff, one is 5 Explanations for Horatio Caine which involves a coked up fairy godmother and a World of Warcraft fic that's mostly done except I want to illustrate it that's going up on my other account.
crantz: Miguel from El Dorado plays his guitar (El Dorado)
I don't post here much but I have been keeping a daily pen and paper diary for the past few years. I'm near the end of my current one and realized I didn't have a back up ready and all the journals at the local store are grid or bullet and I wanted ruled for the gsm I like anyway - I had to order from amazon. It's a LEUCHTTURM1917 in this really cute baby duck yellow. I try to keep them at varying colours to make it easier to pick them out of a lineup, as it were.

It started because I wanted to justify buying this really expensive notebook that had a diary thing set for five years in a row at a glance and I thought that was cool but it turned out that while I could consistently keep a diary, I needed much more space to write than was provided in the diary I liked.

Here it is if anyone's interested in the 5 year one: https://www.jetpens.com/Midori-5-Year-Diary-Embroidered-Beige/pd/29115

It's so beautiful. I will not be getting it, I suspect. But it's a cool concept.

There's a storm going on outside! Which means my AMAZING PLANS to go to the grocery to get some salami for my lil' snack bags is a bust. Oh well. At least I've got yogurt.

I'm a yogurt guy now.
crantz: (anne of green gables wistful)
Hi! I'm Rosencrantz on AO3 and I appreciate you checking out my letter!

Likes: Light humour, angst, romance, smut, gen, adventures, happy endings.
DNWs: Noncon/dubcon, underage (-18/+18 at all, -18/-18 sexual) EXCEPTION: If it pertains to a case Lilly is working on.

I chose all formats.

Fandoms:


  • World of Warcraft

  • Marvel 616

  • Barbie Movie (2013)

  • Crossover - Cold Case/Supernatural and Cold Case/Ghostbusters



Prompts below! )
crantz: (nancy drew)
Hello! I'm Rosencrantz on Ao3 and I'm so happy you're checking out my letter!

Likes: Adventures, meta, outside commentary, inside commentary, academic, artifact catalogues, book reviews, articles, interviews, romance, Intense Feelings
DNW: Dub/noncon, underage (anything -18/+18, sexual -18/-18)

Ratings: G to Explicit

If smut's the name of the game, please just stick to the DNWs. My personal smut preferences enjoy more petite partner on top, light bdsm, lots of after cuddling, and mouth and hand stuff.

Every single prompt is for fanfiction and/or meta. I do not need a conventional narrative for my gift and some of my favourite worldbuilding fics have been things like book catalogues. I did not choose fanart but if you want to incorporate images into the gift, that's fine by me! Just as long as it's not the whole gift.



FANDOMS:

  • Pokemon

  • World of Warcraft

  • Marvel 616

  • X-Men Comics



Prompts )

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Jan. 25th, 2024 06:44 pm
crantz: (owl unamused)
I had a Very Embarrassing Day but thankfully my entire class had the same Embarrassing Day as me and once the teacher stopped laughing at us being so aghast that Edward Burnett Tylor had such backwards opinions in 1970, she promised to tell us next time when the guy we were studying was actually the founder of British Anthropology from the 1800s who died in 1917.

Why is this so embarrassing?

Well, my major is anthropology.

And I looked up his ANCIENT PHOTO to show to Ann to complain about him.

The literature, religion, and history majors had excuses for the mistake.*




*The date was on the book the chapter was from...? So we all thought that was when it was published. Because we're the greatest minds of Canada, I guess.
crantz: (read my latest)
Hallo hallo, it's my fic round up since my last post and there's only been two fics since then but I'm pretty pleased with them! They're both near the same word count and together come just short of 6000 words!

I've added commentary and regrets (although to be clear the regrets about paths I couldn't take, not about the stories themselves. I like what I wrote and I'm glad I wrote it)


All Soul's Night (3038 words) by Rosencrantz
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Cold Case (US TV 2003)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s
Characters: Lilly Rush, Scotty Valens
Additional Tags: ghost story, i acknowledge the damn end of episode ghosts at great length, Drug Use, Murder, Mystery, Religious Fanaticism, Case Fic, Canon Typical Evidence Collection, Trick or Treat: Trick, Homophobia, Child Murder, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Canon typical levels of all of the above
Summary:

Solve the case. See the ghost. Give it a nod. Music starts. Credits roll.

Except this time the ghost doesn't go away.





Commentary: I watched a LOT of Cold Case during a personal offline crisis this past year and as a result spent a lot of time going 'hey, people are actually SEEING the ghosts at the end of these episodes' and go to the one where a ghost threw a football to a living guy and then I just waited for my chance to write a Halloween story.

Regrets: I was too worn out from everything to also write a bunch of short pokemon horror stories even though a ton of good ghost pokes were nominated this year.


Tintin and the Tomb (2891 words) by Rosencrantz
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Tintin (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Tchang Tchong-Jen | Chang Chong-Chen/Tintin
Characters: Tchang Tchong-Jen | Chang Chong-Chen, Milou | Snowy, Tintin (Tintin), Nestor (Tintin), Archibald Haddock
Additional Tags: Case Fic, Injury Recovery, Future Fic, Tchang became a reporter
Summary:

Tchang and Tintin meet up while chasing their respective stories.





Commentary: This was one that I kept plugging at way after what I thought was the final version was in. I was having a hard time with school (I ended up getting straight As!) and it took up a lot of my mental energy. But thanks to my betas*, two friends**, and my sister*** I was able to make this into a fic I was really proud of. Also there is a *lot* of extremely innuendo phrases in Tintin in Tibet, posted here:




Regrets: I had another fic for Yuletide for someone else that had to be abandoned in the end because I just didn't have the bandwith to do two. Hopefully next year I can juggle more plates.





So basically I hope 2024 is a lot more fictionally fruitful for me - I need to get back on my webcomic too, I want to post more non-exchange stuff, etc - but that will rely on outside factors giving me the mental resources. I'm very glad I was able to meet my commitments this year but next year I want to surpass just that level.

I'm also grateful that I keep getting assignments I'm really excited about!




* me: 'HEY HOW FAST CAN YOU DO AN IN-DEPTH BETA WITH NO WARNING' them: 'let's ROCK AND ROLL'
** 'Tell me everything you know about King Arthur's Tomb' and 'Is there anything this ending could use to be less 'story's over, go home now'?'
*** 'Your Haddock seems... very peaceful. You should change that' (and I did, reader, I did)
crantz: (happy fairy)
Hello! Thank you for reading my letter! I am Rosencrantz on ao3!

DNWs: Non/dubcon, underage (sexual -18/-18, anything -18/+18)

Likes: Casefic, ghosts, spooky stuff, fun bits, hot bits, smut, g-rated, stuff that plays with canon.


FANDOMS:


  • X-Men: The Animated Series

  • Transformers: Beast Wars (Cartoon)

  • Ranma 1/2

  • CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

  • The Darkside Detective

  • Asterix the Gaul

  • Tintin

  • World of Warcraft

  • Hellboy (Comics)



The prompts! )
crantz: (reading in bed)
Salut.

I did NOT achieve my goal of reading 30 books this year and it doesn't look like it's gonna happen in the next week. But the important thing is that I had aspirations to reach a tiny fraction of what I was capable of in my youth, like being able to do midair somersaults without killing myself. I could do that once too.

Yuletide is about to reveal and I'm pretty jazzed about that. I've just put in my nominations for Candyhearts Exchange. And I've got the files uploaded for a fic I've been meaning to do about dwarven artifact catalogues from a default I did ages ago.

I need to wrap my mom's Christmas present. It's been a weird holiday season with all the chemo and stuff but I hope it goes well. We're having Chinese food instead of the traditional cultural feast and on actual Christmas day we're having food from her favourite Indian restaurant.

The cats, as a side note, have been *extremely* cute this year.
crantz: (owl unamused)
I think one of the most annoying things in my life right now is that I have a chatroom I enjoy but one of the mods is a human ChatGPT and I can only take her responding to stuff I say based on keywords that ping her brain and Shit She Made Up for so long until my psychic powers emerge and she is left as naught by a burnt crisp in her computer chair.

This message brought to you by me giving up on her stopping trying to pretend she's an expert on the work I was doing and wasting my time as I kept having to correct the basic concepts that her source was 'I made it up' and I claimed I was going to bed, even though I'd been enjoying talking about it with two other people. Although they had both gone silent when she *really* got in her act so I was just the last to surrender.
crantz: (owl wink)
With the DW points sale.

I'm not Benedict anymore, I'm Crantz!

I was previously using Benedict after my city of heroes character Benedict Jones, but it was just too confusing even after like, a decade.
crantz: (reading on a couch)
God, I love CSI Miami. It's not like, good, but I love it. It's a fever dream version of CSI: Original Flavour and CSI: NY.

Observations:

The CSIs Miami are like indoor cats. They keep escaping the lab and killing the local wildlife (citizens of Florida).

Horatio Caine has two emotions and you will get to experience them both:

Emotion 1: Oh god my son might have killed someone HE CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL
Emotion 2: I will personally defeat the Russian mob with my bare fists.


I am pretty sure every CSIs Miami is a republican. Calleigh for sure.

The show keeps narrating that Horatio Caine will protect all the little children, defend all women, and personally end racism. What Horatio does in practice is blow up boats with rockets while hanging upside down from helicopters.

Horatio and Delko's murder vacation in South America that is revisited in a later season where Horatio murders his way out again in a five minute episode intro and is never mentioned again haunts me in ways I'm not sure how to articulate.


I've really gotta finish that fic I'm working on, 5 Explanations For Horatio Caine.
crantz: undead monsters staring out at the camera (spooky)
I missed out on attending my anthropology of ghosts and hauntings class in costume this morning because I was ill, *but* I logged onto bluesky today to see that one of my favourite artists, Kelly Turnbull, had drawn me into a panel in her latest comic! In the exact costume I had planned to wear today!

We're not friends or anything (I'm just a fan) and the context is I had previously volunteered a photo of myself in it for another page she'd done when she needed a crowd scene and she re-used it for another crowd.

I am delighted!

In other news, it looks like I'm sleeping in tomorrow instead of going to clay because I now have a band-aided thumb due to circumstances I'm not quite sure what happened. In any case, I need bare skin to shape clay and I'd rather not go in around clay dust until I'm sure it's completely healed. So hopefully I can go in on Friday and get my tiny kittens done.

I bought the Creepy and Eerie archives off Humble Bundle and the files are 500mb+ each so there's no way I can save them all to my pc for backup. So I need 2 things: MORE usb sticks and a labelmaker to tell all my usb backups apart.

I will go mad with power the second I have a labelmaker, btw. Rip-roaring wild. Things will be labeled excessively.

I had fun in City of Heroes this october, doing lots of trick or treating but I didn't manage to achieve my goal of never having to lead a league. There was a cascade of crisis on the last league I was on and I found myself trying to organize people to the point I was suddenly in charge of the league and micromanaging everything to keep it in place until the very last second where I promoted the wrong (but still level 50) person to league lead and then quit and fled.

My character was Supervising Unit A and someone said of my leadership: "You know how to use excel sheet formulas in real life, don't you"
crantz: (owl headtilt)
All they want to do is draw City of Heroes fanart. I am like, I already got an extension on this essay and I am NOT drawing the fanart so I'm sort of stuck in this push pull stasis state whereupon I'm going to quietly expire.

I feel like my adhd meds had a serious misfire that I can't get off the tracks.

It's for a cool class though - Anthropology of Ghosts and Hauntings.

We made our professor squee by telling her that the particular floor, not one she had taught on before, was known for being haunted.
crantz: (happy fairy)
Hello, thank you for reading my letter! I'm Rosencrantz on AO3


I took a look into the other fandoms available for Yuletide this year and I found a lot with interesting premises I didn't know well enough to ask for but loved the concept, so I'm offering them up here as AU/Plot ideas if you want to use them! I'll explain after each one what I liked about it.



  • Haunted House Flippers - I love haunted houses, I love the idea of the characters having to deal with one for some sort of refurbishing or selling it

  • Welcome To Our Village, Please Invade Carefully - non-catastrophic alien invasion that is awkward sounds fun

  • Batman: Wayne Family Adventures - Mundane, family stuff that still deals with the more wild aspects of canon

  • Clue - someone in this room... IS THE KILLER

  • Epcot/Disney Rides - theme park stuff. Sounds fun.

  • Japanese Local Hero City Mascots - Being a mascot, being hunted by a mascot, strange shenanigans involving mascots

  • Humans are Space Orcs - Humans and how they can be unique in a setting is interesting to me

  • When you see a lore video for a franchise you know nothing about - I would love, especially in worldbuilding prompts, see the characters from the outside.

  • X-Files - someone trying to figure out their deal

  • Jeeves and Wooster - silly social shenanigans



Exchanges I have loved that would also make fic prompts:


  • Alternate Universe Exchange (using the fandom list above as ideas)

  • Invisible Libraries (fiction of fiction from inside the universe)

  • Epistolatory (fiction told entirely through documents, ephemeral)




I enjoy: casefic, spooky, adventure, romance, worldbuilding, and stories that could only take place in the canon.

DNW: Dub/noncon, underage (-18/-18 sexual, -18/+18 anything), my chosen characters being the villain of the fic.


FANDOMS:


  1. Gargoyles

  2. The Darkside Detective

  3. My Little Pony Generation 1

  4. Murder She Wrote

  5. Ranma 1/2

  6. X-Men: The Animated Series (Cartoon 1992)



Click on to read )
crantz: (read my latest)
Works update! Hi!

I'm up to 136 works on my main ao3 account (I have a second with a few more. It's not a secret account, it's called Fortunato if you want to look it up) and I'm pretty chuffed. I've started doing art as well as fic and here's the latest stuff I've really enjoyed that I did!

FIC:

The first is a f!Hades fic (Greek Mythology) and an adaptation of the myth of the time Theseus and Pirithous tried to kidnap Persephone. I had a lot of fun writing it and I used Ann, Morbane, and Vali as my betas for it because each has specific skills that really helped me polish the fic. I am so grateful for my friends. Another beta I've been using frequently is my friend Karios, who is a most excellent chap. I spent a lot of time thinking about my conception of the underworld for Roots and Serpents and exactly how much Hades actually interacts with the world above when everything comes to him eventually.

For the second choice, Meet Solve was a Columbo/Murder She Wrote crossover that I was very excited to write because I am so very fond of these shows. I spent a lot of research time watching until I could hear their voices in my head and I felt so rewarded when I got feedback that says I captured it. Ann was an integral beta for this as she helped me figure out how to improve the mystery, fill in characterization, and provided some very funny lines I totally ripped off without credit except I'm crediting now.

The third choice is a Night Vale fanfic about the Weird Scouts for a fic exchange I love that's about worldbuilding - I used my experience as a Brownie and Girl Guide to go through the process of badge acquisition. Did you know I had totally full sashes during my terms? Go me. Note: I was not a Scout, these are Canadian specific organizations, so I'm afraid Night Vale briefly became Canadian for this fic. I was so into Night Vale once, I've even gone to a bunch of the live shows, and while I've fallen out of touch with it to a degree I had a great time listening to the research episodes I chose. The Ghost Story live show one was heartbreaking.

I... am not sure who beta'd my last fic choice, Ben Reilly Gets Some Paperwork Done, because while I cite they existed I don't give their name. Sometimes a beta will ask you don't do that because they don't want other people to know they offer beta services but I hope I didn't just forget to put their name on. I'd feel pretty bad if I did. Okay, so this is another worldbuilding fic where I got to think hard on the fact that a lot of characters in the Marvel universe don't legally exist or have paperwork. Rogue probably has some by now as she like, was born to a real family and probably got a ride to her hometown to get her birth certificate, but Gambit's a baby stolen from a hospital by a cult, everything he has is a complete fake. So what about a clone like Ben Reilly? How would he do it? Two chats I was in gave me a ton of GREAT suggestions on how I could commit identity fraud that I used part of - halfway through plotting them I remembered that this was a superhero story and I should absolutely use what makes Ben Reilly Scarlet Spider so I had him do stuff that could only work in his universe. The rest of the fic heavily cites events from X-Men's Inferno storyline where Havoc spends a lot of the event in a shirt where the front has been ripped off for maximum summersnipple.

Roots and Serpents (1694 words) by Rosencrantz
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hades/Persephone (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
Characters: Hades (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Persephone (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Theseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Pirithous (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Hercules | Heracles (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
Additional Tags: Retelling, unethical ways to get married, Revenge, Genderswap, Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, Hades Queen Of The Underworld
Summary:

Hades exists in her small perfect world. Heroes need to stop coming to try and ruin that.



Meet Solve (3711 words) by Rosencrantz
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Murder She Wrote, Columbo
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Jessica Fletcher, Lieutenant Columbo (Columbo)
Additional Tags: Case Fic, Crossover, Murder Mystery
Summary:

Tonight on Murder She Wrote: "Lieutenant Columbo, I don't care what the evidence says! My niece just did not kill her assistant!"

Tonight on Columbo: "Mrs. Fletcher, here's the thing. A buttons' a pretty solid piece of evidence if you know what it means, you see? I don't mean to put you out, but it's not looking good for your niece."



Who did you connect with? What did you do or make? How did you share it? (1228 words) by Rosencrantz
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Earl Harlan, Original Weird Scout (Welcome To Night Vale), Librarian(s) (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Meta, merit badges, the graphic violence warning is just to be careful, Librarians, Canon-Typical Behavior
Series: Part 17 of Ghost Stories - Fandom
Summary:

This is based off a true story, sort of. You can guess what parts.

A Weird Scout goes for not one, but three badges.

(I promise they're fine. They're fine! Don't worry about it!)



Ben Reilly Gets Some Paperwork Done (1532 words) by Rosencrantz
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Spider-Man (Comicverse)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Ben Reilly, Nathaniel Essex, Alex Summers
Additional Tags: Identity Issues, light crime, 90s era, X-Men References, Graphic Novel: Spider-Man: The Original Clone Saga
Summary:

Existing involves a lot of pieces, even if you bluff for most of them. Some of those pieces are external, some of them are internal. Ben needs both.

Described this fic to my beta as: Ben Reilly commits document fraud, then watches Mr. Sinister and Havoc have a flamewar on usenet. It's an angst fic about identity issues.








ART:

I've been doing art now! It's fun. The first is the first ever porn I've ever made and it's retro pixel style so feel free to let that measure how excited you get. I love Darkside Detective so much and I love that it's a regular feature in exchanges.

The second involved a lot of careful staring at David Marciano's hairline to draw this picture (and then doodlepilogue) of Vecchio, Fraser, Jessica Fletcher, and Dief. On one hand I think I should have used an actual outfit reference for Jessica's outfit, on the other I think the world is improved by my artistic impression of 90s fashion mores.


A Place Of Our Own! (26 words) by Rosencrantz
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Darkside Detective (Video Game)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Dooley/Francis McQueen (The Darkside Detective)
Characters: Patrick Dooley (The Darkside Detective), Francis McQueen (The Darkside Detective)
Additional Tags: full frontal - Freeform, Fanart, Domestic Fluff, keeping the hat on, Nudity
Summary:

Dooley and McQueen celebrate a new apartment in the traditional manner.

Extremely saucy art.



Diefenbaker knows the truth but no one listens to him (1 words) by Rosencrantz
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Murder She Wrote, due South
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Jessica Fletcher, Benton Fraser, Ray Vecchio, Diefenbaker (due South)
Additional Tags: Fanart, Crossover
Summary:

Jessica Fletcher takes a trip to Chicago on the trail of a book tour and for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture has to convince a mountie and his cop friend that her niece did not kill that radio dj.

crantz: (sherlock o rly)
Hi! I'm Rosencrantz and thank you for looking at my letter! I hope my ideas fit into 300 or so words for a nice little ficlet but I'm also open to longer fic as well as treats.

DNW: Dub/noncon happening to or performed by the tagset characters. For example, if you did a CSI Miami story and did a case in it, the case could involve that as long as it didn't happen to Horatio Caine. Underage (18+/18- anything, 18-/18- sexual)

FIC LIKES: Casefic, ghost stories, spooky stories, 'what if things went right?', humour, mysteries, gen to explicit*, lore heavy stuff, and Halloween-y themed stuff.


*I'm sorry, I don't have a kink list of things I like or dislike. I will tell you that I am okay with Tehd going down to bone town in the many ways possible for a Forsaken.

ART LIKES: I love cartoony stuff, I love realistic stuff, I love bright colours, dull colours, I like pictures that tell a story, I like illustrations, and I like both digital and traditional media equally. A particular fondness I have is for stuff that looks like ephemera, like old photographs, tickets, stuff that would be a prop (so a drawing of something that was relevant to a tale) as well as less ephemeral stuff like something that looks like a painting on a wall in-world.


World of Warcraft, City of Heroes, Cold Case, CSI, CSI Miami )
crantz: (reading in bed)
And have been for MONTHS except it's at the point of the story where it keeps getting interrupted by the two teen leads having sex and it's just godawful. I'm not against sex in books, but I don't want to hear about *their* sex, in particular. This is a horror novel. Please let them be eaten by the dark forces or something already. I am sick of your hormones and need to be scared now. It's called The House At The Bottom Of The Lake or something similar.

In other news, paint pens (poscas) are lots of fun to play with. I might even get good at them if I keep at this fiddling.

My webcomic (hamsterwheel.art EDIT: ORIGINAL URL WAS WRONG OH GOD) is now at 36 comics, which is nice. I need to do more.

I got a new computer for videogame reasons and I have played uhhh second life, world of warcraft, 20 minutes of cultist simulator (I died), and I dressed up my Among Us guy as an attempt to make their thumbnails work on my desktop again but well, it looks like my desktop will be iconless.

I did NOT already break it hush hush hush hush.

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