Stolen valour

[crantz]

Many years ago I asked a woman I knew 'should I dye my hair red?' and she said 'there's no such thing as an attractive redheaded man' and anyway this is now the third time I've dyed my hair red while thinking of her.

I was going to share her other bon mots but that was getting into mean grudge territory.

I went to a book sale today with me mother and a friend and while I had wandered off to a Claire's to look at giant hairbows, the friend had run into a local celebrity! The lady who had pissed off the entire town and led to a several hours long council meeting when she tried to get a bunch of books banned!

The friend asked mom and I to praise her for not clawing out the lady's eyes and we were like 'no, we will not condone your behaviour. You should have suplexed her'

Also, I got new bedsheets. They are 'jersey' - I don't know what that means.

I got my Hamham action figures back from the kiln today and they delight me. I think I've nailed the design.

That was my big day! Stolen ginger valour, potential fight scene, sleeptime comfort, and artistic expression.

Also there was a dog that didn't want pets, which was sad but I respected her request.