FIC POST Fandom: Hot Fuzz/Star Trek
Dec. 8th, 2010 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crantzTITLE: Drabble: Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? The long-anticipated sequel to "The OC." In color.
AUTHORS:phosfate and rosencrantz (crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: PG.
WARNINGS: Stupidity
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...Paramount, right?
"I canna change the laws of -- wait, apparently I can."
"This is biology, not physics,” McCoy replied.
"What do I tell Ensign Dairyman? SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? THIS SHITE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW'S IT GOING TO GET OUT WHAT IF IT'S AN ALIEN I CAN'T STOP TALKING--“
McCoy pressed a hyposedative against Scotty’s neck.
“Thank...you...”
***
"Danny, what are you writing?"
"Nuffink!"
"Danny, delete this entire story!"
"You ain’t the boss of me!"
"I am, actually."
"Not at home! Now bugger off, I got to write the labour scene"
Nicholas paused. "Have you considered not having creative pursuits?"
AUTHORS:
phosfate and rosencrantz (crantz to you)FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: PG.
WARNINGS: Stupidity
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...Paramount, right?
"I canna change the laws of -- wait, apparently I can."
"This is biology, not physics,” McCoy replied.
"What do I tell Ensign Dairyman? SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? THIS SHITE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW'S IT GOING TO GET OUT WHAT IF IT'S AN ALIEN I CAN'T STOP TALKING--“
McCoy pressed a hyposedative against Scotty’s neck.
“Thank...you...”
***
"Danny, what are you writing?"
"Nuffink!"
"Danny, delete this entire story!"
"You ain’t the boss of me!"
"I am, actually."
"Not at home! Now bugger off, I got to write the labour scene"
Nicholas paused. "Have you considered not having creative pursuits?"
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Date: 2010-12-08 11:33 pm (UTC)Good things happen when Ann starts saying things she wants to see in a fic and I go 'That sounds more like Scotty than Kirk. The return of Ensign Dairyman!'
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Date: 2010-12-09 02:55 am (UTC)And God, I'm sorry I remembered that.