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[crantz]

You have no idea how lucky you are that the body disappeared between when I discovered it and when the sun rose high enough for decent pictures

The problem with the two feral cats that call my yard home and worship my mother is that going outside is a lot like stepping into a scene from CSI, especially if mom's been sad because they up the daily tithe during that period.

Today on the front step was a gutted bird, one wing torn off, and a leg scattered further along, prompting this thought:

In tonight's episode of CSI: John's Front Yard, a bird is dismembered and left on the doorstep. What does it mean? What does it have to do with the small mouse on the driveway? All the CSIs know is that the killer has four legs, whiskers, and an inability to feel remorse. Can they crack the case before the killer strikes again?

Answer: No.

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[dogstar]

You don't know this cat. He unplugs the media server when it's left on overnight.