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Bernhard: ○_○
me: that's a good creepy stare


It was then decided that was the dead-eyed stare of a ghost zombie, which led to our blockbuster horror film that made me and Bernie into the multimillionaires that we are today.

GHOST ZOMBIE: You thought shooting it in the head was enough! BUT IT WEREN'T.

coming to your screen soon... IF YOU DARE... the blood-curling, nerve-wrecking, shiver-inducing, stomach-churning, gut-punching, goretastic THE REKILLERING

Taglines:

• THIS YULETIDE: get killed... again
• get jolly with grandma being eaten alive by a ghost zombie!
• santa won't be coming this year... because he's been eaten by a ghost zombie!
• the former governor general of canada cannot do holiday appearances... because they're busy killing ghost zombies!

That last one is where we decided we were getting a little off-track, but Bernhard salvaged it with this:

the queen? no christmas speech because she's ripping apart zombie ghosts WITH HER BARE HANDS

Well. 'Salvaged'. I'm not sure if something she actually does anyway can count as a movie tagline.

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Long time no reading post. Wait, does Wishbone count as a reading post?

I have, in my hot little hands, many many Wishbone episodes.

The first book he tackled, by the way, was Tom Sawyer. Not picture above.

I hadn't seen these episodes before, so all I really knew about Tom Sawyer was vague memories of that Home Improvement kid falling through the ceiling into his own funeral.

To my surprise it features straight up MURDER. It does! Someone gets stone cold stabbed! On Wishbone! Then there's cruel mind games and trickery and a COURT SCENE.

Meanwhile, the 'real life' plot going on involves a nameless grave and a man digging it up. EXCITING.

This show's great. I need to give it to my tiny step-brother.

I also need to read Tom Sawyer.

However, Wishbone attempting romance with Becky from Tom Sawyer sort of hurt my soul.