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Nov. 29th, 2010 01:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crantzBernhard: ○_○
me: that's a good creepy stare
It was then decided that was the dead-eyed stare of a ghost zombie, which led to our blockbuster horror film that made me and Bernie into the multimillionaires that we are today.
That last one is where we decided we were getting a little off-track, but Bernhard salvaged it with this:
Well. 'Salvaged'. I'm not sure if something she actually does anyway can count as a movie tagline.
me: that's a good creepy stare
It was then decided that was the dead-eyed stare of a ghost zombie, which led to our blockbuster horror film that made me and Bernie into the multimillionaires that we are today.
GHOST ZOMBIE: You thought shooting it in the head was enough! BUT IT WEREN'T.
coming to your screen soon... IF YOU DARE... the blood-curling, nerve-wrecking, shiver-inducing, stomach-churning, gut-punching, goretastic THE REKILLERING
Taglines:
- THIS YULETIDE: get killed... again
- get jolly with grandma being eaten alive by a ghost zombie!
- santa won't be coming this year... because he's been eaten by a ghost zombie!
- the former governor general of canada cannot do holiday appearances... because they're busy killing ghost zombies!
That last one is where we decided we were getting a little off-track, but Bernhard salvaged it with this:
the queen? no christmas speech because she's ripping apart zombie ghosts WITH HER BARE HANDS
Well. 'Salvaged'. I'm not sure if something she actually does anyway can count as a movie tagline.