I made a family blog recently. This is a prime example of posts that will not be crossposted into it

The story being recapped in the following lines started out about a goth Mary Sue who wanted to bang Edward Cullen a lot and was Misunderstood. Then things went horribly wrong (or right, depending):

Jasper breaks down crying when Tiaa asks about Aice, and Jasper fesses up to being gay. He has a moment of mental angst before Tiaa calmly points out that there is nothing wrong with being gay. After all, she says, that panda over there is gay.

That’s right, folks. Mr Snoofles is a talking, drinking, smoking gay panda.

Jasper shares his drugs with the group. They’ve had way too much already I think. By the end of the night they are all in Snoofles’ car....

THE PANDA OWNS A CAR! THE PANDA IS HAVING SEX WITH VINCE AND JASPER IN THE BACK OF SAID CAR! WHAT!

So anyway, Twilight fanfic is weird.

Three of my twitter friends (@mrcohn, @fjordic, and @czargasm, NONE OF WHOM YOU CAN READ MWAHAHA okay, okay, I'm fine again. Woo.) were going on about this fanfic. Since I hadn't read down to the bottom where the fic was actually linked, I ended up googling 'Forbidden Fruit' and 'Uncle Larry', whereupon I found not the fic, but a TvTropes liveblogging of the fanfiction, which was probably for the best.

This also forced me to face the period of my life where I went through the same writing stage. Sorry, Ariel, Meli D:

No sorries for you, Hina. Suffer.