twitter may make it a little too easy to share my thoughts

First post: Back from the dentist! My nose and upperlip are completely numb! I look like a sneering drunken cowboy. Kill me.

Pause. Wait six minutes.


Second post: KILL ME


Unrelated: I know I'm not gonna be able to blame this on whatever she used to numb my face later, but I realized I kinda have a gay crush on Thor from the Avengers. I don't know, man. These thoughts just come to me.

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boy howdy would I like some feeling in my face

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I CAN FEEL MY NOSE AGAIN!

I REPEAT, FEELING HAS RETURNED TO THE NOSE.

Maybe I don't have to die.

Last one, folks. Thanks for bearing with me in my time of crisis

There's probably a lesson in all this about flossing regularly, but damned if I'm going to learn it.