twitter may make it a little too easy to share my thoughts

[crantz]

First post: Back from the dentist! My nose and upperlip are completely numb! I look like a sneering drunken cowboy. Kill me.

Pause. Wait six minutes.


Second post: KILL ME


Unrelated: I know I'm not gonna be able to blame this on whatever she used to numb my face later, but I realized I kinda have a gay crush on Thor from the Avengers. I don't know, man. These thoughts just come to me.

Comments

[gloss]

Thor's awesome! Plus, such silky hair. *nod*

[crantz]

I do like a man that knows how to condition.