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So, I have a confession. I only know four jokes. I thought it was three, but circumstances forced me to remember one I usually flub. Hopefully I did okay in text.

So here are the four jokes I know. They are pretty Canadian in nature, though. That's all I'll say.




( This is a joke my family tells often, and we reference a lot, for certain situations. Please enjoy )

( If memory recalls properly, there was a study done and this was the most popular joke with Canadians. This should explain a lot about us )

( This is my favourite joke to tell, possibly because of the reference at the end. It used to be the only one I knew. )

( My fourth and final joke, which I remembered out of desperation to keep my poor friend who was horrified enough from the other jokes from smacking the crap out of me. No death in this one. )

Help me find a song

Friends, countrymen, lend me your ears. I am trying to find the name of a song, but I've gone and forgotten the lyrics.

The song focuses on various people in it, and I do believe they're all dying or about to die in it. Then they all sing a chorus which I think is a 'don't worry, I'll be fine' thing? Oh bugger, this is irritating. I can just remember the sound of it, which I really liked. I thought it was by AFI but itunes seems to be proving me wrong. It was alt rock, and played a fair bit this past year on alt nation.