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[crantz]

A package of my fancy lil man soap got delivered at noon today. It's beside me, but I haven't opened it yet.

12 minutes ago (it is 10 pm now) I got an email saying the package of my fancy lil man soap had been delayed and will be arriving tomorrow. Looking at the package beside me with concern now.

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I've seen tv, I know what's about to happen. I'm about to be heisted.

Tomorrow I go to the 'stuff that fell off the back of a delivery vehicle' store get salt shakers! Exciting! Everyone be excited for me!

Comments

[ashenmote]

I was gonna say you've been multiversed. Anyway go get those salt shakers and once you have them, you could try to find out if there is anything peculiar about them that could make them a worthy target for a heist.

[crantz]

Two are boring clear glass ones but the others are either half of an on its side avocado that you can push back together to make one avocado!