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I used to keep a daily diary and for some reason stopped last spring when I went to visit my girlfriend to see the eclipse. Maybe something happened to me when the sun went out and that child started screaming* but who is to know?

The Pathfinder game I joined is going well. I am an extreme coward, using my ghosts (I'm an animist) to check behind doors before we enter and the times I don't check and we walk into an ambush, I shut the door and get away from it very quickly. I don't think I've actually done physical damage in a fight yet, but I use telekinetic hand and figment to disarm and distract a lot.

I am an orc.

Current Cthulhu campaign ends soon - we're in a Sar is the gm cycle - and I become GM again and we will be doing a Catthulhu one, which is just call of Cthulhu but everyone is a cat. There's an actual system for it that I own, but what I actually do is use regular CoC modules and add animal npcs and stuff for information gathering.

I have a fic that's due in a few days. Pray for Johnny.

Speaking of, I also have to face the titcrusher5000 for a medical checkup today and I'm not looking forward to baby's first mammogram at all.

EDIT: When I was a youth I saw a news clip about my city's new titcrusher5000 and it pasted this very old lady's breast into the thinnest of pancakes and that is what I thought was going to happen to me and I was terrified but apparently that was more of 'she was an old lady with very little fat there' and less the standard so it was uncomfortable but not hideously painful. Go team.

*fire ants

Date: 2025-04-04 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] roaratorio
i'm going to have "Titcrusher5000" going through my head when I get my first mammogram in a couple years, thank you

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