It's probably best I don't specify them

[crantz]

Ohhh my god, I was looking up my zodiacs and I didn't realize there were so many ways to say 'you are boring, you are so very boring oh my god I bet you're actually thinking of organizing your pencils while you're reading this' and then one said my wife would cheat on me.

My friends, however, got 'you are an arrogant hellbeast' and 'you are super shallow' and 'you're a user' so I guess me and my wife can make up?

Comments

[rosefox]

I bet you're actually thinking of organizing your pencils while you're reading this

Virgo?

[tainry]

XDDD

[crantz]

Of course then we all concluded it was a Bad Site anyway. SO I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER

[alyarqam]

First let me be the first to say astrology is bullshit etc etc. But damn, my partner and brother are both Virgos and they're both a lot more organised than me or the average person.

I'm an Aquarius so my zodiac is basically "you keep pissing everyone off".

[crantz]

My brother's an Aquarius and I keep MEANING to look up what that entails but you'd be amazed at how deep my neglect towards him goes.

That said, from one 'you are the worst' sign to another: sympathy

[mllemusketeer]

I'm still chortling over this and the weird specificity of that site's dragging. You and your wife may make up but I will be scheming behind your backs f o r e v e r

[crantz]

You evil evil monkey