I am made of weak and feeble flesh

[crantz]

Exciting news: I wrote several pages of a story for a thing yesterday by hand and that was a Mistake. I thought my hand was going to fall off by the end. But I persevered and typed it up this morning and had the best idea for keeping the notebook open while I typed its contents: I used binder clips! They held the pages open for me while I had it leaning against a bowl and voila! I am a genius. A beautiful genius.

Follow up to exciting news: I assume those were called binder clips, anyway.

So! Important news: I really enjoy the Zebra Sarasa gel pens if you want a pen rec. They come in tons of colours, my favourites are the milky and the marble (it changes ink colour as you write!) but I got a really nice teal one yesterday from the store that's an absolute pleasure.

Pleasant news: My birthday is next month and the new high score will be: 34! I feel powerful, like an oak tree that only grows more imposing with time. I'm starting to see some silver in my hair, which pleases me. I had two hair options from my parents for what it'd turn with time and I'm glad to get the silver gene.

Terrible news: All this time I thought it was sap dripping down that was encasing my vehicle in stickiness but it turned out to be aphid poop and now I have to turn a flamethrower on it to purify it.

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[crantz]

"Ann's reason is behind door number 4"

"HOW LONG HAS THERE BEEN FOUR DOORS"

[phosfate]

Oh, and they're in Michaels pen bars, too. They've just added some more opaque gels with a metallic finish, but I don't know if I trust them to dry.

[phosfate]

There's one called Mint Shower and I can't stop laughing.

[crantz]

mint shower. It's vegan