Johnraeg time.
First, we have the incredibly banal 'Archie goes to Nashville!' which is just them talking like a bad infomercial about everything. I'll just give you the final page:

And now, for the 'Archie is a dick' comic that inspired me to post this:
Okay, first off these are just two pages of a many paged story. First Veronica asks Archie out, then Betty. Typical plot. So Archie goes fishing instead of dealing with it, at which point he hallucinates mermaid versions of the girls invite him to the mermaid prom. An angry shark then demands he choose and his reasons for not choosing are... below.


It's the wink at the end that makes me want to punch him in his goddamn face.
First, we have the incredibly banal 'Archie goes to Nashville!' which is just them talking like a bad infomercial about everything. I'll just give you the final page:

And now, for the 'Archie is a dick' comic that inspired me to post this:
Okay, first off these are just two pages of a many paged story. First Veronica asks Archie out, then Betty. Typical plot. So Archie goes fishing instead of dealing with it, at which point he hallucinates mermaid versions of the girls invite him to the mermaid prom. An angry shark then demands he choose and his reasons for not choosing are... below.


It's the wink at the end that makes me want to punch him in his goddamn face.