Santa time again!

[crantz]

Dear Santa Claus:

We have previously corresponded on my wish re: more books available in ebook format for Canada, but it has come to my realization that perhaps I wasn't setting my sights high enough.

This Christmas, I would enjoy a locket necklace in my stocking. A long chain is preferred.

I wish to put a picture of Cthulhu inside.

Thank you for your time, Santa.

I'm sorry for reading @AngrySantaElf and I promise I don't believe a word of it.

-John

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