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Okay, so this Christmas I've decided to write to Santa about a problem that is greatly concerning me.

Enclosed herein is my first draft. Suggestions welcomed, this is a very important man! I do not want to embarrass myself.

Santa Claus
North Pole, Canada
H0H 0H0



Dear Santa Claus:

Hello! I hope you are well. I haven’t written in a while, not since I got my own credit card, but I’m in a bit of a pickle and you’ve always done right by me. That paper flower maker when I was nine? Excellent choice!

Now, the problem I’m having is this. For some reason, digital rights stuff is all so weird that a lot of things I want to buy, various ebooks, some music, tv shows, etc, are just not available in Canada! Or anywhere else that isn’t the US!

As evidenced by your address, you too are a Canadian and are perhaps suffering from the same troubles as me!

So for Christmas, I would like this all sorted out. I hope my goodness levels are sufficient enough for this. My general greed and scheming have been way down this year!

If that is not possible, I would like an Anne of Green Gables journal. The kind with illustrations and possibly stamps.

Thank you for your time.




Sincerely,

Jean Harrison

PS: No, really, that paper flower maker was amazing.

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