It's probably best I don't specify them

Ohhh my god, I was looking up my zodiacs and I didn't realize there were so many ways to say 'you are boring, you are so very boring oh my god I bet you're actually thinking of organizing your pencils while you're reading this' and then one said my wife would cheat on me.

My friends, however, got 'you are an arrogant hellbeast' and 'you are super shallow' and 'you're a user' so I guess me and my wife can make up?