Homework issues

I've been working on a 15 page thingermadoodle and the devil is tempting me at every turn.

Little Hamster is not allowed to:

• Call the humans domesticated apes


• Answer 'What is a homo?' with 'A miserable little pile of secrets!' He MUST answer 'A bipedal ape that uses tools'


• Giggle at homo erectus every time


• Say 'because I have cast it out' for why he is not including Australopithecus amanensis on the tree


• Imply that the process of evolution is to make us wussier


• Claim the fossil skulls with honing complexes are actually evidence of ancient draculas