Homework issues

[crantz]

I've been working on a 15 page thingermadoodle and the devil is tempting me at every turn.

Little Hamster is not allowed to:

• Call the humans domesticated apes


• Answer 'What is a homo?' with 'A miserable little pile of secrets!' He MUST answer 'A bipedal ape that uses tools'


• Giggle at homo erectus every time


• Say 'because I have cast it out' for why he is not including Australopithecus amanensis on the tree


• Imply that the process of evolution is to make us wussier


• Claim the fossil skulls with honing complexes are actually evidence of ancient draculas

Comments

[phosfate]

There are too many goddamn astrolopithythings.

[crantz]

I was like 'I have decided these are the same fucking one don't @ me'

[lavendertook]

Also say, "because Australopithecus amanensis did not spark joy."

[crantz]

it knows what it did.

Right now I'm wondering how to phrase that I suspect H. sapiens murdered three separate races due to the timing of their disappearance and H. sapiens getting good with tools.

I feel very poirot

[tainry]

::snerk!::

[crantz]

*holding up dirty transistor radio* I found proof of ancient Transformers!

[tainry]

Put Soundwave back where you found him.

[crantz]

Soundwave belongs in a MUSEUM