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While discussing my unnatural attraction to Horatio Caine of CSI: Miami, I tried to say 'at least he's not Edward', BUT THEN the discussion turned to him as a Twilight vampire as the only explanation for that ginger not bursting into flames when exposed to the Miami sun.

I just assume they edit out the sparkles in the final version.


Cait: I want a Burn Notice/CSI:M crosover.
Cait: In which Fiona is a vampire hunter and stakes Horatio.
Cait: Possibly in error.
Cait: And then it turns out he's some other kind of creepy vampire.
John: oh my god
John: she stakes him
John: she turns to walk away like a badass
John: and Horatio slowly rises up behind her
John: "Looks like you... *puts on sunglasses* STAKED your hopes on the wrong guy"