FIC POST Fandom: Hot Fuzz/Star Trek

TITLE: Drabble: Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? The long-anticipated sequel to "The OC." In color.
AUTHORS: phosfate and rosencrantz (crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: PG.
WARNINGS: Stupidity
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...Paramount, right?



"I canna change the laws of -- wait, apparently I can."

"This is biology, not physics,” McCoy replied.

"What do I tell Ensign Dairyman? SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? THIS SHITE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW'S IT GOING TO GET OUT WHAT IF IT'S AN ALIEN I CAN'T STOP TALKING--“

McCoy pressed a hyposedative against Scotty’s neck.

“Thank...you...”

***

"Danny, what are you writing?"

"Nuffink!"

"Danny, delete this entire story!"

"You ain’t the boss of me!"

"I am, actually."

"Not at home! Now bugger off, I got to write the labour scene"

Nicholas paused. "Have you considered not having creative pursuits?"