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So I was on the phone with annlarimer and we discussed One More Day and how annoying comics were these days and also how stupid One More Day was.

Also, how we liked Mary Jane and an idea of the discussion between Mary Jane and Peter after Peter confessed what he did.

Peter: "bwuhoohoo how can I ever forgive myself?"
Mary Jane: "Oh, Peter, shut the fuck up."
Peter: "boohoo--what?"
Mary Jane: "Peter, what would Uncle Ben have said?"
Peter: "Mow the lawn, Peter?"
Mary Jane: "No, he would have said don't make deals with Satan to save Aunt May, you idiot."
Peter: "Oh right. That was awfully specific of him."


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Uncle Ben: "Peter, now that you're a man, we need to have a talk."
Peter: "Oh GOD, Uncle Ben. Look, I spend all my time at the library. I've seen the books--"
Uncle Ben: "Don't make deals with Satan to save your Aunt May."
Peter: "Wait. What?"
Uncle Ben: "Don't do it."
Peter: "Are you senile?"
Uncle Ben: "Trust me. Don't do it."

Later we find out Uncle Ben made the same mistake and this is why Aunt May can never freaking die.