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So yesterday I realized I'd started to really enjoy the taste of coffee.

Signs I'm turning into my mother:

1. Resemblance to a hobbit


2. Blue and green hair


3. Ambush organizing people.


4. Urge to vandalize things.


5. Love of murder mysteries.


6. Drinking coffee before bed because you like the taste of it. Sleeping easily anyway.


7. Wearing crocs.


8. Understanding the Dewey Decimal System.

I'm not sure how I feel about inevitably upcoming sign seven, TBH.