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me: "Mom?"
Mom: "Yes?"
me: "I will defeat you."
Mom: "Not as long as I have... CAFFEINE!" *coffee slurp*
me: "Wait. You're drinking coffee less than an hour before we go out for coffee?"
Mom: "Starbucks sells other things!"
me: "Yeah, but you're gonna get coffee anyway, aren't you"
Mom: "...I love coffee."


In other news, I've noticed she's started doing the old people thing of mixed up titles. Is very insistent we go see the Princess Frog.