Gone Fishin'

Herr Muther: "Good news! My spirit guide is a dolphin."
Me: "What happened to the old one?"*
Herr Muther: "This is what a facebook quiz told me. It means I'm graceful and always poised. I'm looking forward to that."

So yeah, I'm heading on a roadtrip tomorrow morning. I'm heading to exciting, exhilarating, exfoliating, Minnesota. Long story. My travelling companion is Herr Muther, who correctly guessed that if I tried to drive myself there I would end up off in a ditch being eaten by jackalopes. Also, we like trips.

So I'm gonna be gone until at least the ninth. There'll be internet access at my hotels, but expect me to post about as much as I always do. But just in case any of y'all need me, know that I'm probably at a zoo somewhere.


*Previous updates on her spirit animal were: "A kitten or a unicorn. It varies!"