Comixology is dead, long live comixology

[crantz]

Amazon bought Comixology many years ago. This year they decided that they didn't want it to have a separate storefront anymore, there was a good enough storefront at home, so they took it out back and old yeller'd it. Unfortunately now it's gone from a reasonably organized bookstore to a Floridian fleamarket. Including the chance of an alligator attack.

With no way to sort anything, least of all by publisher, I went through the 'featured' list which had:

• Stolen Scanlation manga


• Over a hundred illegally uploaded Tintins (this seemed to be the most popular stolen comic)


• Stolen hentai with titles that I think might have me on a watchlist now


• Actual regular photo porn of human ladies


• Some actual comics


• Diaper fur hero comics that wasn't stolen so I'm including it not on this list to mock it, but to praise it for going its own way.

I'm depressed. AMA.

Comments

[crantz]

Actually this is super weird but after the merge, I discovered I had a new wishlist among my lists - all my comixology wishes had been put on it.

Also at some point, possibly last night?, they added series sorting to the .ca store. I've been using to find where I was in the Case Closed series.

Some poor bastard was hanging out with me while I was hitting the .ca store to see what came out.

[phosfate]

I'll have to check my wishlists again, but I didn't see the comixology one. Of course it makes these stupid "shopping lists" every time I visit that I have to keep deleting, so it could easily be hidden in there.

[crantz]

I'm honestly not sure anyone's seeing the same thing anymore.

[phosfate]

Seriously. I *did* just find the "free to borrow with Prime" comics, so I can finally read All-Star Superman and a bunch of other stuff I would've read at the library. Also the second half of Snow Angels so I don't have to wait for a sale.

[crantz]

I'm annoyed - you guys get blood syndicate for free but canada doesn't. I have needs, larimer

[phosfate]

Ooo, I didn't see that. This is "free with Prime," though, which isn't the same as Prime Reading. Which costs money but you don't get to keep the books, so it's like an old-fashioned for-profit library.

[crantz]

Oh yeah, it goes without saying that nothing is actually 'free' with amazon. Even the 0.00 stuff they sacrifice a worker's kid to power the server to get it to you.

[phosfate]

Now I feel kind of bad for the titles I didn't actually read.

[crantz]

RIP Timmy

[phosfate]

It's okay, it saves his parents money in the long run. God knows they couldn't feed him on an Amazon worker's salary.

[crantz]

And at least his body went to a good cause aka the employee soylent

[phosfate]

Only $5/oz in the Amazon company employee break room vending machines, and they're allowed to access them twice a day!

[crantz]

I'm depressed now

[phosfate]

Not as depressed as an Amazon worker.

[crantz]

I'm going to go stare at the wall

[phosfate]

Oh, then you ARE as depressed as an Amazon worker!

[crantz]

Yes, but with less active human rights abuses!

[phosfate]

Stop complaining and eat your soylent.

[crantz]

You're not my dad!

[phosfate]

Yes I am.

[crantz]

After all these years!?

[phosfate]

YOU TOLD ME I WAS!

[crantz]

Did I, Ann?

Did I?

[phosfate]

Yes.

Repeatedly.

[crantz]

*smokebomb*