I am the fooliest fool in foolsville

[crantz]

So I decided to eat my leftover birthday snacks (chips) with an episode of Murder She Wrote (it had a vampire in it) and anyway chips are sharp, my mouth is flesh, there were a lot of chips, some minor lacerations happened. IT HAPPENS.

So just now I decided to eat some kiwis. And was like WOW! THIS REALLY HURTS!

Then I paused and ate an orange.

Comments

[batrachian]

Ow.

[crantz]

I have regrets and also I want another orange.

[ashenmote]

I bet there is something clever that you could eat in between to make this combo possible.

[crantz]

Original response: eh? Combo?

New response: OH. To eat without pain. I'm not sure! But after a night of healing, I'm back on the orange train.