Hello, folks.

Doing Fun Crantz Tricks for my girlfriend where I tell her why television is called television and tie it into telepathy and telekinesis and end it with the trick of 'just look at parts of words greek and latin definitions for techno shit'

She thinks I'm adorable!

She's been playing this game called Isopod about a union of isopods teaming up with a co-op of bull ants to fight a fire ant conglomerate that want to destroy the australian bush. It's a very funny game with cool physics to watch and she does not appreciate me saying 'wasted!' a la grand theft auto each time she dies, but I gotta be me. Anyway she's actually fantastic at it and I love watching her.

I was playing a game w/Elly called Strange Horticulture and we beat it today! It's a plant-based puzzle game with word clues to identify plants with a plot about a monster killing a bunch of people (not our fault) - we got the 'bloody mess' ending. People are dead (not many), and someone is suing us! Then we identified all the plants and got an achieve for petting the cat a bunch of times. I recommend it. Soonish I'm going to buy the sequel game Strange Antiquities and we'll play that.

Movie night stuff: For October we watched a bunch of monster movies with ghosts, vampires, aliens, werewolves, you know the deal. This means Twilight, The Others, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Paranorman, and The Raven which wasn't a horror movie but had Vincent Price as an utterly delightful wizard.

I like the Twilight movie and Bella's immediate sexual desire to be Edward's Renfield. 'I could kill you' 'stop, stop, I can't get more horny'

Right now it feels like the only food in the world I want to eat is grapes, which I don't know what that means but I'm willing to ride it out. All colour grapes. Gimme.