crantz | naptime will solve all my problems

So, it is my wont to stay up late these nights, often until six pm. Six pm which is thirty hours after I woke up. Anyway, what I'm getting at is I see some awesome things staying up like this and a lot isn't hallucinations. I've seen beautiful sunrises, unusual birds, and the sort of stars you only see when you live out in the country.

So I heard some rustling tonight and I'm like 'oh blast, a cat snuck out' and I turn on the outside lights to see where I have to perform a ninja mission on a cat to get it back inside.

*click* go the lights.

My yard looks like it's full of scarecrows.

"Goddamnit," I think. My brother's stupid friends are pulling another prank.

That's when they all start moving towards the light.

I've turned off the lights and I'm reviewing what I have in my garage since they're between me and the shed. It looks like all I have is my tractor and a crappy baseball bat.

I'm going to go hide in my closet until morning and hope they're gone by then. BBL.